I guess Rich has told Allie a "few" times not to stand on the patio table. And I guess I was not paying enough attention, because she was standing on it this afternoon. Then I heard a crash. Then I heard Avery running and asking me to come quick. Then I saw a giant pile of glass in my backyard. The table had toppled and Allie slid right off and somehow managed to not get a scratch on her. UGGHHH! Now I have to buy a new patio table! Oh, and I'm very thankful that my crazy daughter did not get hurt. AND I have to clean it up and keep Raleigh from hurting himself... And who said the life of a stay-at-home-mom is EVER boring??